Goats on Stuff

Fucking goats, man. They just love to fucking stand on stuff.

Angry face

Honey badger don’t got a thing on the way pig don’t give a fuck. 
(Photo submitted by Jana.)

Honey badger don’t got a thing on the way pig don’t give a fuck. 

(Photo submitted by Jana.)

What do you mean, “These goats aren’t on anything!”? They’re on hiatus.
And so is Goats on Stuff, while the head goatkeeper works on moving across the Atlantic. See you soon!
Photo taken and submitted by @ddramby.

What do you mean, “These goats aren’t on anything!”? They’re on hiatus.

And so is Goats on Stuff, while the head goatkeeper works on moving across the Atlantic. See you soon!

Photo taken and submitted by @ddramby.

If this isn’t a meditation on joy at its purest, we don’t know what is.
Taken at Stepney City Farm and submitted by Dean.

If this isn’t a meditation on joy at its purest, we don’t know what is.

Taken at Stepney City Farm and submitted by Dean.

"Hey! This slide has ridges!"
"All the better to keep you on the stuff, m’dear."

"Hey! This slide has ridges!"

"All the better to keep you on the stuff, m’dear."

When it comes to being on stuff, one of these goats is fucking around.
Taken (en route to northern Italy near the Austrian/Italian border) and submitted by Dominic.

When it comes to being on stuff, one of these goats is fucking around.

Taken (en route to northern Italy near the Austrian/Italian border) and submitted by Dominic.

Our new friends at Hobby Farms have just five little words for you: Put a goat on it.

“I call it guerilla goating. I recently put a goat on my husband’s car as he got ready to leave for work. He hasn’t thanked me for it yet, but I know he must be really, really pleased by such a thoughtful gesture.”

Get your own stencil and join the revolution (real or imagined).

"Did somebody order up a good Friday?"

"Did somebody order up a good Friday?"

The new Volkswagen Goat comes standard with all-wheel drive, one manpower and double-caprine standing.

The new Volkswagen Goat comes standard with all-wheel drive, one manpower and double-caprine standing.

Let us all take a moment to remember this tree, which selflessly gave its life to become a goat’s fucking stuff.

Let us all take a moment to remember this tree, which selflessly gave its life to become a goat’s fucking stuff.