Fucking goats, man. They just love to fucking stand on stuff. Tumblr (3.0; @goatsonstuff)http://goatsonstuff.com/<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/TXv6qi-GB70?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>It’s video and news day!</p> <p>1. <a href="http://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2227">Three generations of alcoholic, violently rutting, Texan goats</a>. Why is this not a show? Would certainly be better than TOWIE.</p> <p>2. Pashmina goats <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/03/15/kashmir-scientists-clone-rare-cashmere-goat/">can now be cloned</a>. We are pondering the possibilities of creating an army of soft, adorable goats.</p> <p>3. There are <a href="http://www.kgw.com/news/local/Couple-scammed-by-goat-rental-company-145251575.html">GOAT RENTAL COMPANIES</a>?!?</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20900541407http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20900541407Wed, 11 Apr 2012 08:12:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltfz8qgMbc1qk3cp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Warning on a nearby sign: No Bill Posters. Bill Posters Will Be Eaten.</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20525366632http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20525366632Thu, 05 Apr 2012 09:49:18 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/a2NrybZ7Nsk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Something new for Wednesday. A goat video and some recent goat news!</p> <p>1. Scientists have genetically modified goats to make <strong><a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-16554357">SPIDER SILK MILK</a></strong>. WOT.</p> <p>2. <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2112222/No-Kidding-Goat-eats-pizza-New-York-restaurant.html">Goat goes out for pizza in NYC</a>. Goat has more active social life than Goats on Stuff team.</p> <p>3. <a href="http://thegazette.com/2012/04/02/sweet-pea-gets-her-goat-times-five/">BABY GOATS</a>!</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20463757592http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20463757592Wed, 04 Apr 2012 08:22:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1v3ictnE91qk3cp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This summer, consider heading to the orchard for some goat-picking.</p> <p>(Photo submitted by Mark.)</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20406721232http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20406721232Tue, 03 Apr 2012 09:29:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqg53hPnoS1qk3cp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Preposition Goat demonstrates on, up and over.</p> <p>(Photo submitted by Louise.)</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20348395003http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20348395003Mon, 02 Apr 2012 10:01:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr0tk3ePFd1qk3cp5o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The diregoat reminds: War is coming. #GameofThrones</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20322281603http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20322281603Sun, 01 Apr 2012 20:57:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1p78c7sxu1qk3cp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A little change of pace to end your weeks: a special story from faithful Goats on Stuff reader Susan. (Next — well, first — team holiday will be booked to the Irish countryside.) Here it is:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>OK, so I’d heard this story from my grandparents about a holiday where their coach stopped in the middle of the countryside and, standing at the side of the road, was a man with a goat and a fox on a donkey (the way they originally told it the fox was on top on the goat, like an animal pyramid — but, to be honest, I don’t think the goat would have stood for that).</span></p> <p><span>You get off the coach and get your picture taken — FOR £10 A TIME!!! (Bearing in mind this was Ireland in the late ’80s — you could feed a family for a week with that.) They figured the man must be really poor and, feeling sorry for him, they got one taken (who are they kidding — it’s a goat and a fox on a donkey. Who wouldn’t want their picture taken!) as did everyone else on the coach. </span></p> <p><span>Anyway, next day, sitting in a cafe in the local town, they see a big, shiny, brand new BMW pull up across the street and, lo and behold, out gets the man from yesterday (minus the animal triumverate — they must have had the day off) and off he goes, into the bank carrying a big bag (presumably full of cash!!!!!).  </span><br/><span> </span><br/><span>Who says that goats don’t pay???!!!!   </span><br/><span> </span><br/><span>While I always loved this story, I did question its veracity — until I saw the proof.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>This picture can be described only as an unmitigoated delight. Thank you, Susan!</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20167582887http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20167582887Fri, 30 Mar 2012 08:42:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqlznnF7Q71qk3cp5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Forget Rolls Royce and Jaguar. GM now have the classiest hood ornaments.</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20113813645http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20113813645Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:35:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqydazvhcp1qk3cp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“We’re duned! Duned, I tell you!”</p> <p>“Your puns are getting worse.”</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20059971937http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20059971937Wed, 28 Mar 2012 08:35:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lth1edUpmk1qk3cp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Goat fact: Goats are lighter than straw.</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20006156262http://goatsonstuff.com/post/20006156262Tue, 27 Mar 2012 08:35:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxbvlomy1u1qk3cp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When on holiday, Ruth and Harry most enjoyed relaxing on some seaside stuff.</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19951020399http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19951020399Mon, 26 Mar 2012 08:35:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrs0p1770e1qk3cp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The newest Mad Men cast member is chuffed to be appearing on your screen this evening.</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19928115253http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19928115253Sun, 25 Mar 2012 20:55:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxbv6vD1Wl1qk3cp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“What do you mean, ‘It seemed like the shot came from this grassy knoll’?”</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19677251341http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19677251341Wed, 21 Mar 2012 08:35:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3c1zzlCd1qk3cp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“Maybe you could get on it head-first? Here, now try lifting your legs up.”</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19399956656http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19399956656Fri, 16 Mar 2012 12:09:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrweslIqhz1qk3cp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>SPOILER ALERT: This is totally happening on the MasterChef finale tonight.</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19341776481http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19341776481Thu, 15 Mar 2012 08:40:05 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrw2162CFJ1qk3cp5o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You know the old saying: If you give a goat an inch, he’ll take your whole fucking ledge.</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19287703074http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19287703074Wed, 14 Mar 2012 08:35:05 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxbvmiAi8s1qk3cp5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span>“You can be young without stuff, but you can’t be old without it.”<br/><br/><em>Goat on a Hot Tin Roof</em>, Act One, by </span><span>Tennessee Fainting Williams</span></p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19238149476http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19238149476Tue, 13 Mar 2012 12:05:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrhcyxigyh1qk3cp5o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Goatsquatch, they called him. Big as a human he was, with horns like the Devil himself and a smile wide as the River Styx.</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19177126300http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19177126300Mon, 12 Mar 2012 08:35:05 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-SU3CwdvPEU?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>May your Friday be as utterly fucking delightful as goats on a porch. </p> <p>(Video submitted by <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/kostmayer">@kostmayer</a>.)</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19001609712http://goatsonstuff.com/post/19001609712Fri, 09 Mar 2012 09:21:07 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0ivk94IDQ1qk3cp5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>After taking some time to ramble on, Robert Plant later took his special friend out on the tiles.</p> <p>(Photo submitted by <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/nocoastoffense" target="_blank">@nocoastoffense</a>.)</p>http://goatsonstuff.com/post/18946823753http://goatsonstuff.com/post/18946823753Thu, 08 Mar 2012 08:35:05 -0500